Holy Crap! I finally have a new website! A truly exciting day for all of humanity, without a doubt. It took me quite a while to figure out exactly what format would work best for me, but I think I’ve finally got it down. I plan on updating this thing regularly, so feel free to start checking back obsessively. Many thanks to the talented Melissa Dettloff for helping me build this. It would have been stupid and broken without your help!
